Newsgroups: local.devilbunnies Path: news.cs.brandeis.edu!ST883045@pip.cc.brandeis.edu From: st883045@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (fuzzbox) Subject: A Sigh I Thought You'd Like To See... Message-ID: <1992Mar22.155106.28941@news.cs.brandeis.edu> Sender: news@news.cs.brandeis.edu (USENET News System) Reply-To: st883045@pip.cc.brandeis.edu Organization: Brandeis University Date: Sun, 22 Mar 1992 15:51:06 GMT Lines: 35 Attention Devilbunnia: I recently spotted this sign hanging around campus. It was posted anonymously, and seemed to disappear just as fast. It showed up right before break, and I thought I'd wait until after all of you were back so you could ALL get a laugh about it..... Sign Text Follows: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Are you Socially Inept? Do you need to buy your friends with alcohol? Are you a womanizer? Do you find yourself walking aimlessly around campus mumbling stupid phrases like "We're really not that exclusive"? If you answered yes to any of these questions, you too can be part of the exciting non-classist,non-racist, non-sexist, non-homophobic world of a Brandeis Fraternity. Imagine living the luxurious marginal life of a frat boy, knowing that all your activities are useless. Imagine the fake sense of superiority you'll gain knowing your friends are fully bought and paid for. Sponsored by AEPi, ZBT, SAM..............NOT! ------------------------------------------------------------------- Those of you who know me can say that this sign pretty much sums up my stance on frats. Those of you who don't, well, you know now. I couldn't stop laughing for 2 hours after I grabbed this sign... I figured that it might start some interesting discussion here on l.db..... ;-) Jason Bilsky fuzzbox@world.std.com st883045@pip.cc.brandeis.edu ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Look, I've been in therapy. I know EXACTLY how shallow I am."