From st901316@pip.cc.brandeis.edu Wed, 13 May 1992 03:15:22 GMT
Newsgroups: local.devilbunnies
From: st901316@pip.cc.brandeis.edu (Scott Fybush)
Subject: CCS (funny version)
Date: Wed, 13 May 1992 03:15:22 GMT

Apologies to Douglas Adams, but...

ENGLAND: Arthur Dent wakes up to find a bulldozer outside his house.
WALTHAM: The Student Body wakes up to find imminent construction
         in the middle of their campus.

ENGLAND: Arthur Dent complains.
WALTHAM: The students whine.

ENGLAND: Arthur Dent is told he should have known about the
         demolition (which will bring PROGRESS) because...
WALTHAM: The students are told they should have known about
         the project (which will bring money, prestige, and
         PROGRESS) because...

ENGLAND: ...the documents have all been on display outside
         the planning office for three years.
WALTHAM: ...the administrators have been discussing the
         project since 1988.

ENGLAND: The "planning office" turns out to be a locked
         filing cabinet inside a disused lavatory at the
         bottom of a dark flight of broken stairs.

WALTHAM: The CCS Office turns out to be in Ford,
         between the storage area and the girls' room.

ENGLAND: Arthur Dent lies down in front of the bulldozer,
         confusing the builders.
WALTHAM: The students write things on a large piece of
         paper, which is never seen by anyone but
         other students.

ENGLAND: And in the end, Arthur's house gets knocked
         down anyway.
WALTHAM, 1994: CCS opening ceremonies.

:) :) :) (for the humor-impaired)

Just couldn't help noticing some parallels!

Scott Fybush -- ST901316@pip.cc.brandeis.edu *UNTIL 24 MAY*
...aiming for number 2000!